DUNG OF MORALITY
Hey, Heimskr! If I start worshipping Talos, will he smite the Argonians? Is there like a special type of prayer that I need for that sort of request?

PATIENCE ELF! MANY ARE PLANNING FOR HIM TO GET RID OF THE THALMOR, AND IT IS A SLOW AND CAUTIOUS PROCESS! GIVE IT TIME, HE’S WORKING ON THE MAIN DILEMMA AT HAND.

ask-heimskr:

Blessings of Mara upon you: ask-heimskr: priestess-of-mara replied to your post: “I respect you as…

ask-heimskr:

priestess-of-mara replied to your post: “I respect you as a priest, however; refrain from dirtying my Lady’s name, will you? She is the mother of the…

/He flails around until he runs into the moat at dragonsreach to put himself out. He steps out of the water and blows his hood out of his face/ SOMETHING TELLS ME MARA ISNT GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH YOU!

ask-sassygaydragonborn replied to your post: ask-sassygaydragonborn replied to your post: How…
((I thought that was funny))

AMON))

ask-heimskr:

priestess-of-mara replied to your post: “I respect you as a priest, however; refrain from dirtying my Lady’s name, will you? She is the mother of the divines, and Talos hails her as such.”
“Pardon me? Child? Sir, with all due respect, you don’t know me. If anything, you are…

AH. I SEE. A LADY MONTHLY PROBLEM IS WHAT YOU ARE HAVING YES? WELL I THINK I WILL LEAVE YOU TO THAT NOW, YES. /he walks away/

NO I WILL NOT. I WISH TO MAKE WORDS WITH YOU. I CAN YELL TOO YOU SEE. MOLAG BAL WILL SHOWER US ALL IN HIS LOVE. WELL. PROBABLY IN BLOOD. BUT THE BLOOD COMES FROM HIS ULTIMATE RULE OVER US.
Anonymous

TALOS IS BETTER.

ask-heimskr:

reaching-for-reagents:

ask-heimskr:

YOU DEAL WITH IT NOW! I’M A PRIEST OF TALOS, NOT ONE OF THOSE MATCH MAKERS

-huffs angrily- Priests and Priestess of Mara are more than simple match-makers! They spread Mara’s message of love and compassion to all corners of…

WHAT? DUD YOU JUST CALL ME A HARLOT MEANIE? /le gaspo!/ BY THE NINE! THERE ARE CHILDREN ABOUT, WATCH YOUR TONGUE!

ask-sassygaydragonborn replied to your post: How do you feel about Molag-Bal?
about three fifty

WHAT

priestess-of-mara replied to your post: “I respect you as a priest, however; refrain from dirtying my Lady’s name, will you? She is the mother of the divines, and Talos hails her as such.”
“Pardon me? Child? Sir, with all due respect, you don’t know me. If anything, you are the child here, immaturely yelling at people in the name of Talos. I think he’s ashamed of you. Mara frowns upon you, and your sins.” Elivra glares at him.

YOU ARE PARDONED MY DEAR. I CALLED YOU CHILD IN NO DISRESPECT, I SIMPLY REFER TO YOU AS THAT AS I DO ALL FOLLOWERS OF THE NINE DIVINES.
BUT YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME, SO NOW I WILL IGNORE YOU.

MOLAG-BAL IS THE DAEDRIC LORD OF SUBJUGATION. I AM A LOYAL MEMBER OF HIS FLOCK.
Anonymous

I SEE. WELL YOU SHOULD RETURN TO HIM NOW. YES.